me: there’s a korean boyband named god
thiago: haha excellent
speaking of asian i met this italian japanese 6’2 gorgeous kid
not sure what his orientation is
we met at a club, i didnt get his #… he bought a drink… but he might have been trying to get to my roommate she`s hot
thiago: when i see him again ill impress him by calling him his japanese name haha
me: yeah, I always …buy
the roommate a drink.
thiago: he bought ME a drink i meant
me: You’re so silly
thiago: i know weird huh
me: of course he liked you.
thiago: maybe, i did like him, but me and my roommate brought two british 21 yo soccer players back home haha
me: and did you all have sex together?
thiago: not that naughty haha
we each had one, and in fact she didnt put out at all, she just brought the other guy to her room so I could hook up… she`s so sweet
and I didn`t have sex either, he was straight and up for making out and swordfighting only… hahah and that`s straight in England
Sent at 5:18 PM on Saturday
thiago: but i want a boyfriend really
i mean… as to grow up a bit<
me: wait, he is straight but he wanted to make out with you and… rub dicks?
thiago: yeah man, that was the story haha
me: that’s crazy
me: so, you did of course.
thiago: of course
thiago: it happened to me in brazil with another brit
he was with his GF
and he was like… alright, honey, imma go and rub dicks with this guy, see you later, and she wasnt even startled hahaha
brits are nuts
me: did she laugh?
thiago: no she was like…. ok, see you in a bit haha
italians all look super gay but they’re not
but they wear tight italian designer clothes
overpluck their eyebrows
and wear the rainbow flag
the rainbow flag is straight here wtf
me: that would be confusing.
what is it for?
thiago: churches have it
it`s for PEACE